A man walks into a store and The shop address:
- Be kind, I would like a box of green paint for the best quality ... and a brush for painting, the finest that you have.
- No problem, pay and give you.
Pay the man, gets his paint brush in hand and says to them The shop:
- Do not get mad if you pay me p ** the green paint?
- No problem, and you pay a painting! ...
Pay the man, The shop and a painted green and when to go The shop gives curious:
- Excuse me, why you wanted to paint the green ** p?
- Well ... tonight I have wedding and my future wife did say that p ** has seen in her life ... and see if I kill him, wonders why green!
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Romanian 2 will parachute to fall from a building with 10 floors.
Were thrown!
On the 9th floor one says
- Spa, open the parachute?
- Not now, I, too early.
On the 8th floor:
- Spa, parachute open?
- Not now, I, too early.
2nd Floor:
- Spa, open the parachute?
- A bit later.
1 floor:
- Spa, open the parachute?
On the other says
- What am I, you have never ever jumped from a second floor?
Were thrown!
On the 9th floor one says
- Spa, open the parachute?
- Not now, I, too early.
On the 8th floor:
- Spa, parachute open?
- Not now, I, too early.
2nd Floor:
- Spa, open the parachute?
- A bit later.
1 floor:
- Spa, open the parachute?
On the other says
- What am I, you have never ever jumped from a second floor?
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He caught a wolf in Little Red Riding Hood forest:
- Where you going girl alone in the woods?
- I am Sufiţa Red and go to Grandma.
- You get to May. I am a hungry wolf, prepare yourself because I want to eat you
- Lupu, if I eat it all, I fulfill three wishes to me?
- Tell a first.
- You know, I'm a big girl and I want to see it.
After the wolf ends up, deadbeat said:
- Just tell one and second.
- I liked. Want.
After the second round of sex, wolf with tongue out, eyes removed from their sockets and stomach stuck to the back, said only whispered:
- G. . Ta. Cc-.. i gotta have him ..?
- You know ... to started to like. Come again.
I caught the poor wolf reach end-line that he gave up the ghost.
Conclusion:
Do not f.. You hungry