"Dear God, today I managed to do everything well.

I do not gossip, not lost my temper, I was not greedy or arrogant or petty or rude, I did not proof of selfishness or convenience. I did not grumble, I never cried for mercy, no nonsense and I said I did not eat chocolate! I have not used your credit card.

But follow me out of bed in a minute and then I think you have maaaree need you! "

Bull's parents got him a crazy desire to make love but Bull's always home and did not want to go outside to play.
His father says: -
- Well bull, unless you want to get out ... ... then sit on the balcony and watch the street.
For every gentleman dressed in black, they see him ... I'll give 10 RON.Bine?
And like bull standing on the balcony, looking men dressed in black suits and parents make love in the bedroom.
- The one I see! cried Bull.
- Well, son, count on! cried his father in the bedroom.
- May I see one! Bull cry ... ...
- And another and .... you you you daddy! F *** tulle it'll cost you more, like passing a funeral!

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

When do you know that a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker,
HIS throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally??

Ever wonder why?

It's Because SHE smells like a new car.